Hot enough for ya

Do you ever watch the news, during the summer, and on a really hot day some JACK OFF umbrella sucking weather reporting smuck "goes to the people" and asks them "so is it hot enough for ya?". This drives me nuts, I mean its a hundred degrees outside and this over paid rain cloud is set out to stop people on the street, where its really hot, and ask these poor sweaty bastard's an idiotic question like "is it hot enough for ya?" WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!!. I would personally like to give sarcastic to these news assholes who seem to go out of their way to stop me on the street. "So is it hot enough for ya? Well no Bob, actually I could do with another 20 degrees because my balls haven't completely shriveled up yet. Yep 20 more degrees should do it". Then they ask the other "hot weather" question "So what are you doing to stay cool? Well Bob I just put my dick in the ice cream cone your eating and that helped a bit but long term coolness will definitely require me to stick my hairy naked ass in your catered punch bowl!!" People like this just make me want to throw a big heaping handful of fire in their face, IS THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YA!!